Tuesday, 8 September 2009

NTA Nominations

Being the fantastic show that it is, Doctor Who was bound to get some nominations at this year's National Television Awards. Speaking of which, it was nearly a year ago that David Tennant announced his departure while accepting his award... *sob*

Anyway, back to the present, Doctor Who and Torchwood have both been nominated for 'Best Drama' and will have to compete against the likes of Heroes, Little Dorrit, Primeval and Holby City.

Also, David Tennant, John Barrowman and Eve Myles are in the 'Drama Performance' category for their roles as our favourite characters the Doctor, Jack and Gwen.

You can vote here for free. Go on, they deserve it!

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Fan Fiction Preview

There really isn't a great deal to post about lately, and I'd rather post about something than nothing, so in preparation for my new Fan Fiction Series, here's a preview from the first episode!

The Doctor was just setting some controls inside the TARDIS, when the silver mobile resting on top of the console began ringing. He looked up at it in alarm and recognised the number. “Martha…” he whispered.

He quickly grabbed the phone and, after taking a deep breath, held it to his ear.

“Miss Jones,” he said, grinning a little. “How nice to hear from you.”

There was a short laugh down the line, “Perhaps it isn’t so nice really, considering there’s an emergency.”

The Doctor sighed, “I know. I’ve detected some strange waves coming from the Earth. Then again, that’s nothing new. I tell you, the amount of stuff which comes from that planet, it’s so noisy! It’s like…”

“Doctor,” Martha interrupted. “You’re rambling again.”

He blinked, “Sorry.”

“Anyway, everyone’s been acting strangely. Like… speaking what’s on their mind. It’s a little inconvenient, being on my wedding day.”

The Doctor sucked in some air, “Wedding day?”

“Yes, Doctor, I’m getting married today. Remember the ring?”

The Doctor nodded slowly to himself, “Yes… I… well, I didn’t expect it so soon.” He paused, “Where’s my invite?”

“Sorry, it must have got lost in the Vortex.” She hesitated, “I didn’t think you’d be able to come. Y’know, being busy saving planets and all.”

“Yeah…” the Doctor sighed, staring into space. “Anyway, about all this… I’ve detected where the wave is coming from…”

“What are you gonna do?”

“Well, I was going to order whatever species is doing this to stop.”

Martha laughed, “Sounds simple.”

“Meh,” the Doctor shrugged. “This is a quiet day for me really.”

“Well would you mind hurrying? The wedding’s in an hour and the in-laws are becoming irritable,” she paused. “You can come, if you like.”

The Doctor hesitated, “I’ll see. I might speak to you later.”

And with that, he was gone. He stared ahead for a moment, before setting the controls once more.

The series will begin later this month.

Thursday, 3 September 2009

New Quick-Read Book

A brand new Quick-Read book is set to be released on 4th March 2010 at the RRP of £1.99. It features the return of the Krillitanes and the synopsis can be seen below the cover.

Can eating a bag of crisps really make you more clever? The company that makes the crisps say so, and they seem to be right. But the Doctor is worried. Who would want to make people more brainy, and why? With just his sonic screwdriver and a supermarket trolley full of crisps, the Doctor sets out to find the truth. The answer is scary - the Krillitanes are back on Earth, and everyone's at risk! Last time they took over a school. This time they've hijacked the Internet. Whatever they're up to, it's big and nasty. Only the Doctor can stop them, if he isn't already too late... A short, sharp shot of adventure, featuring the 10th Doctor as played by David Tennant in the hit series from BBC Television.

Fairly Funny Thing No 3

The Oncoming Storm officially presents its Doctor Who Menu! Available today we have...

- Fried Slitheen (also known as Blathereen)


- Jagrafess Jelly (available in many flavours)


- Ood Tentacles Spaghetti


- Nestene Consciousness Soup


- Sontaran Potatoes (also available mashed)


- Cassandra Tortilla Wraps



All meals are supplied with Dalekanium cutlery, but please do not expect a refund if you come across a hungry Abzorbaloff.



And before you ask, no, I don't spend my time thinking of stuff like this... it came to me during a conversation. I'm not that sad... If you can think of anymore, feel free to submit it.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Fan Fiction Series Preview...

The Oncoming Storm Series is beginning soon, and I've decided to do a sneak-peak post, revealing a few episode titles and the promo pic above. From left to right there's Liam (Jesse Spencer), the Doctor (David Tennant) and Kathy (Katie Holmes) Huge thanks to Liam (not that Liam, Liam from The Chameleon Cascade. How confusing) for making it - it truly is amazing!

And now to the episode titles...

Episode One - Wedding Hell

Ever wondered what happened during Martha Jones' wedding to Tom Milligan? You can find out now as Kathy and Liam go as guests, but end up having to save everyone from a strange phenemonon which is sweeping the Earth.



Episode Seven - The Other Doctor



After arriving on the planet Mango, Kathy finds herself tempted by an opportunity to star in one of her favourite books - but will she do it?



Episode Eight - 54



No, this doesn't involve a spaceship which is hurtling towards the Sun with only 54 minutes to go. Kathy and Liam find themselves on a dodgy Space Tour Bus, with a tour guide who isn't too friendly.



Hope you liked the sound of that. The first episode will be out towards the end of the month. Please remember though, it's all fictional.

Fairly Funny Thing No 2

How to Create a Blathereen

It's perfectly simple really, and there are various methods which you can try. First, get yourself a normal Slitheen (it may take some persuasion) and after that, forcefully push it into a large bowl of baked beans to achieve the desired orange-glow. Another option is to cover the Slitheen in oil and let them sunbathe for a few hours, and they'll be crispy orange in no time. Ta da, you now have a Blathereen.



It seems the SJA crew have once again run out of ideas and created this alien. I'm going to be psychic, and predict that the following series will somehow involve the Trickster, or maybe a Graske, or another returning alien which has been done to death on the show.



Yes, how did you guess that I despise SJA? And yes, this is going to be used in the upcoming Series.