- Fried Slitheen (also known as Blathereen)
- Jagrafess Jelly (available in many flavours)
- Ood Tentacles Spaghetti
- Nestene Consciousness Soup
- Sontaran Potatoes (also available mashed)
- Cassandra Tortilla Wraps
All meals are supplied with Dalekanium cutlery, but please do not expect a refund if you come across a hungry Abzorbaloff.
And before you ask, no, I don't spend my time thinking of stuff like this... it came to me during a conversation. I'm not that sad... If you can think of anymore, feel free to submit it.